MoralCompass
04-21-2005, 10:37 AM
In the latest flap over the so called "gay agenda" it should be obvious to even the most casual observer that Senator Abel Tapia has got it
all wrong. He should follow the moral principles set by Senator Ron Teck, R-Grand Junction and his more well known allies in the fight to keep
America free from sexual tyranny. I of course refer to former United States Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich who literally built the Republican
party into the morally pure institution that is today. Newt's sister is a lesbian, and who can forget the way he would often refer to his sister as "that
damnable lesbian whore of Babylon" from the hallowed halls of Congress. Or Alan Keys who has never waivered in pointing out publically the many
sins of his own lesbian daughter. Needless to say such visionaries as Teck and a less well known prophet of the true meaning of Christianity, the
Reverend Fred Phelps of Kansas, have the right idea. We need to get back to the "good old days" when we could call a queer a faggot and get a
good belly laugh from watching his parents weep at the pictures of their son hanging on a fence in Wyoming.
Let's not stop there I say! Heck, last night I had to do the dishes, imagine that. I mean, what has the world come to when a man has to
do the dishes? We all know that is womens work. And who can possibly think that buying cheap clothes from Chinese sweat shops via Wal-Mart is
better than the days when we had slaves to pick the cotton and keep the prices down, thus allowing truly Christian white plantation owners to set
an example of true southern hospitality.
We good Christians all know that nearly 90% of the Bible deals directly with condemnation of sexual perverts. We only wish it had said more
to us about how we should treat our more worthy brothers who are only guilty of minor sins like price gouging, ruining the air and water, and bombing
the living daylights out of Iraqi citizens under false pretenses. I recall how that rascal who dared lead this nation into an economic boom got
caught with his pants down and by the grace of God, we had Rep. Henry Hyde to point out that while it was okay for him to have extra-marital sex
it was NOT okay for the President. And of course, who better to lead the ethics battle against the former President than a man who knew from first
hand experience exactly what it was to cheat on your wife, and by the grace of God, Hyde said that HIS situation was a "youthful indescretion",
while what Clinton did was downright impeachable.
But of course, that is all ancient history. Let us now look to the moral high ground which the current Republican administration has taken.
Surely there is no better example than the President himself. He has proved to us that it was those idiots who gave him "bad intelligence" that
caused us to go to war. Luckily he had the forsight to ignore warnings about hijackings and terror threats from Al Quaida given by the obviously
morally bankrupt Clinton administration. President Bush also wisely selected Bob Novak of CNN's "Crossfire" to blab the name of a CIA operative in
Iraq all over the news to stop the agent from telling his advisors that there were no WMD's. Now, thanks to Novak, that family can look over their
shoulder for the rest of their lives for assasination attempts. Whew, we sure wouldn't want the truth to get to Bush..after all, he would then have to
lie to the American people and our allies about his reasons to go to war.
Then of course Republican House Majority Leader, Tom Delay is a victim of those left wing liberal media leeches who have distracted the
American public with the truth about his taking bribes from native american casino's. Did I say native American? I meant to say "chief", you know I
sure miss the old days when you could call them "injuns" or "red skins" and plop them in front of a cigar store. We all know they sure can't hold thier
fire water. I digress, what is important to the American people is having a Congress who will step in and make medical decisions for you, since "we
the people" are obviously not qualified to decide for ourselves whether or not to pull the plug on Grandpa when he is comatose and ridden with bed
sores. Even the President showed us that he would shorten his much needed vacation to fly back to Washington to sign a bill to keep one women
alive. And lest we be confused, he did not comment on the hundreds of thousands of people killed in a Tsunami half a world away until almost a week
had passed by. How blessed I feel to know that the life of one single comatose American is worth more than thousands of less worthy foreigners.
Just knowing that Congress was able to meet for extended hours for one person should not overshadow their lack of progress in passing health care
reform for millions of Americans. This tells me that, one at a time, they will help us, we just need to take a number..gee, I wonder who will decide
who gets in line first? I hope I live to be 200,000,000 years old, since it may take them that long to get to me.
I am confident that it is a mere co-incidence that when the economy is in the dumper, the stock market is dropping faster than Michael
Jacksons popularity, and gas costs more than a sack of diamonds that Republicans would use the "gay agenda" to distract media attention away
from those pesky facts. I mean, what are the chances that Focus on Politics er I mean Focus on the Family would produce full page ad's bashing
Senator Ken Salazar at the same time that Tom DeLay is under fire, the Presidents approval ratings are sagging, and Senator Teck would all
converge at the same time a new Pope takes office. It couldn't turn out any wierder if somebody told me the new Pope was a former Nazi who shot
down American Warplanes, I mean, what are the odds?
Have a nice day!
PS Did you hear the one about the Paddy, the Wop and the Bojon and the Gook who....oops..nevermind, I thought we were back to the good old
days when you didn't have to concern yourself with somebodys feelings.
- Moral Compass-
all wrong. He should follow the moral principles set by Senator Ron Teck, R-Grand Junction and his more well known allies in the fight to keep
America free from sexual tyranny. I of course refer to former United States Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich who literally built the Republican
party into the morally pure institution that is today. Newt's sister is a lesbian, and who can forget the way he would often refer to his sister as "that
damnable lesbian whore of Babylon" from the hallowed halls of Congress. Or Alan Keys who has never waivered in pointing out publically the many
sins of his own lesbian daughter. Needless to say such visionaries as Teck and a less well known prophet of the true meaning of Christianity, the
Reverend Fred Phelps of Kansas, have the right idea. We need to get back to the "good old days" when we could call a queer a faggot and get a
good belly laugh from watching his parents weep at the pictures of their son hanging on a fence in Wyoming.
Let's not stop there I say! Heck, last night I had to do the dishes, imagine that. I mean, what has the world come to when a man has to
do the dishes? We all know that is womens work. And who can possibly think that buying cheap clothes from Chinese sweat shops via Wal-Mart is
better than the days when we had slaves to pick the cotton and keep the prices down, thus allowing truly Christian white plantation owners to set
an example of true southern hospitality.
We good Christians all know that nearly 90% of the Bible deals directly with condemnation of sexual perverts. We only wish it had said more
to us about how we should treat our more worthy brothers who are only guilty of minor sins like price gouging, ruining the air and water, and bombing
the living daylights out of Iraqi citizens under false pretenses. I recall how that rascal who dared lead this nation into an economic boom got
caught with his pants down and by the grace of God, we had Rep. Henry Hyde to point out that while it was okay for him to have extra-marital sex
it was NOT okay for the President. And of course, who better to lead the ethics battle against the former President than a man who knew from first
hand experience exactly what it was to cheat on your wife, and by the grace of God, Hyde said that HIS situation was a "youthful indescretion",
while what Clinton did was downright impeachable.
But of course, that is all ancient history. Let us now look to the moral high ground which the current Republican administration has taken.
Surely there is no better example than the President himself. He has proved to us that it was those idiots who gave him "bad intelligence" that
caused us to go to war. Luckily he had the forsight to ignore warnings about hijackings and terror threats from Al Quaida given by the obviously
morally bankrupt Clinton administration. President Bush also wisely selected Bob Novak of CNN's "Crossfire" to blab the name of a CIA operative in
Iraq all over the news to stop the agent from telling his advisors that there were no WMD's. Now, thanks to Novak, that family can look over their
shoulder for the rest of their lives for assasination attempts. Whew, we sure wouldn't want the truth to get to Bush..after all, he would then have to
lie to the American people and our allies about his reasons to go to war.
Then of course Republican House Majority Leader, Tom Delay is a victim of those left wing liberal media leeches who have distracted the
American public with the truth about his taking bribes from native american casino's. Did I say native American? I meant to say "chief", you know I
sure miss the old days when you could call them "injuns" or "red skins" and plop them in front of a cigar store. We all know they sure can't hold thier
fire water. I digress, what is important to the American people is having a Congress who will step in and make medical decisions for you, since "we
the people" are obviously not qualified to decide for ourselves whether or not to pull the plug on Grandpa when he is comatose and ridden with bed
sores. Even the President showed us that he would shorten his much needed vacation to fly back to Washington to sign a bill to keep one women
alive. And lest we be confused, he did not comment on the hundreds of thousands of people killed in a Tsunami half a world away until almost a week
had passed by. How blessed I feel to know that the life of one single comatose American is worth more than thousands of less worthy foreigners.
Just knowing that Congress was able to meet for extended hours for one person should not overshadow their lack of progress in passing health care
reform for millions of Americans. This tells me that, one at a time, they will help us, we just need to take a number..gee, I wonder who will decide
who gets in line first? I hope I live to be 200,000,000 years old, since it may take them that long to get to me.
I am confident that it is a mere co-incidence that when the economy is in the dumper, the stock market is dropping faster than Michael
Jacksons popularity, and gas costs more than a sack of diamonds that Republicans would use the "gay agenda" to distract media attention away
from those pesky facts. I mean, what are the chances that Focus on Politics er I mean Focus on the Family would produce full page ad's bashing
Senator Ken Salazar at the same time that Tom DeLay is under fire, the Presidents approval ratings are sagging, and Senator Teck would all
converge at the same time a new Pope takes office. It couldn't turn out any wierder if somebody told me the new Pope was a former Nazi who shot
down American Warplanes, I mean, what are the odds?
Have a nice day!
PS Did you hear the one about the Paddy, the Wop and the Bojon and the Gook who....oops..nevermind, I thought we were back to the good old
days when you didn't have to concern yourself with somebodys feelings.
- Moral Compass-