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Bob Nattering
01-08-2010, 06:46 AM
I'm just reporting news as it comes down the pipe, but Caution Read at Your Own Risk!

Seems like there is a gentleman in the UK who may not know that pipe sizes can be specified as outside diameter or inside diameter:

This just in from Mirror.co.uk/news (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/01/07/firefighters-cut-free-man-s-penis-from-steel-pipe-115875-21949391/):

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."


Well if that isn't enough, I thought the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service sounded familiar. Sure enough, I think they're the same bunch in this YouTube video, "The Red Sparrows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lXqMmevog). Notice the sign over the firehouse at 20 seconds into the video.

I had to wonder, if the victim had seen this video. If so, can you imagine what was going through his mind when they turned on the grinder.

large
01-08-2010, 08:05 AM
Should've just cut the ****ed thing off. Anybody that stupid needs to be kept from reproducing by any method available!

Marc.N
01-08-2010, 08:29 AM
"The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes."

Possibly the most interesting time of his life.

Bob Nattering
01-08-2010, 08:50 AM
"The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes."

Possibly the most interesting time of his life.

I wonder if they made him wait to see if it persisted for more than 4 hours.

Loren Swelk
01-08-2010, 09:19 AM
Bob, you are the only person I know that has the word "penis" listed as a Google alert.

Bob Nattering
01-08-2010, 10:02 AM
Bob, you are the only person I know that has the word "penis" listed as a Google alert.

Actually, I was in the Home Depot parking lot putting some stuff in the back of my van. Some guy was coming down the same parking lot aisle carrying a 20' length of black pipe on his shoulder. As he was passing my van, someone called his name. He swung around to see who it was, and tagged me on the temple with the pipe. When I got home, I did a web search to see if anyone else had ever been injured by a stupid prick toting a pipe.

large
01-08-2010, 12:31 PM
Right outta the '30's movies . . 3 Stooges maybe?

Lucky the guy didn't have a ladder!

Or a 4 X 4 . . .

Chuckie
01-09-2010, 12:49 AM
Should've just cut the ****ed thing off. Anybody that stupid needs to be kept from reproducing by any method available!

That would be too much trouble. Would be better just to leave the pipe where it was.

Bob Nattering
01-09-2010, 07:20 AM
That would be too much trouble. Would be better just to leave the pipe where it was.

Can you imagine the archeologists digging the guy up after a few thousand years? Apparently the males in this society wore some rather unusual, restrictive genital jewelery.

Sandra
01-09-2010, 07:49 AM
A pipe?! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rolleyes008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Did he at least buy it dinner first?

Loren Swelk
01-09-2010, 07:57 AM
I think he may have reached for the tube of KY and got the tube of Loctite instead.

large
01-09-2010, 08:09 AM
No, and it probably didn't have a headache either!

Sandra
01-09-2010, 10:40 AM
...and it probably didn't have a headache either!

Maybe not, but I'd be willing to bet that he did...

Marc.N
01-09-2010, 11:47 AM
Hey Bubba! Relaaaaax.

We do this all the time.
http://www.fingerlakes1.com/temporary/kolb040607.jpg

Bob Nattering
01-10-2010, 08:04 AM
Dinner? No thanks, I couldn't hold another bite.
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This gives a whole new meaning to "pipe dreams."
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What about Carcass? Is this what they were thinking about when they published "Genital Grinder?"